Desperate Housewife

This Lil' Domestic Diva may be sportin' a robe & slippers just like a Housewife, but it isn't a man's attention she Desperate for; it chocolate milk. It's virtually the first thing that comes out of her month when she wakes up. And, when you inform her that she can't have any until after breakfast, she claims that she doesn't like breakfast. She'd have 10 glasses of C.M. a day if we permitted it!